Dumb WordPress

In the last post i made, i spent time crafting, caring for, and loving my idea. I spent 3 minutes fixing my spelling, grammar, and punctuation to give you the ULTIMATE reading experience. After i had posted it, i took a look on my blog (i always do that to make sure it got posted properly) and that’s when i saw the thing that said, “Password Protected. Enter your password to see the entry.” I thought to myself, “Wow that’s terrific! What kind of moron would even protect a post?!? Why would you spend the time typing it in, if your just going to be queer and put a password on it?!?” But there was nothing i could do about it… I spent 30 minutes trying to take it off of the “Protected” preference. I just couldn’t do it. Normally i wouldn’t care if it protected my post, because most of them are pointless anyway. But this was no regular post. This was the post of all posts. I might even say this was a bishoplicious post. That’s why i am so angry at my stupid blog domain holder. I am considering leaving WordPress, and going to Blogspot. The only thing holding me back from doing that is the fact that it would require more work than occasionally reposting the previous post that i password protected by mistake. So without further ado… I present to you…. The long, lost post:

I eat frozen pizza. Not because i’m poor, but because they taste good, and i’m to lazy to go out and get pizza from a restaurant. I bake this pizza in the oven. Partly because it’s tastes better, but mostly because my microwave is possessed by Satan. I put the pizza in the oven for about 15-17 minutes. That’s a LONG time, when you’re as impatient as me. After the timer beeps i run into the kitchen to try and turn the timer off before it beeps again. (most of the time i don’t get it). I have a 3 of 5 probability of burning myself when i take my pizza out of the oven. After i burn myself, i get a plate to put the pizza on. I get the spatula to take the pizza off, and that’s when at least 1 piece of pizza hits the floor. I’d eat it, but there’s dog hair all over the floor. I’m going to Pizza Hut.

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Funny Stuff

I have been told by a certain person (not going to name names) named aaron that i need to put some funny jokes on here…. I believe funny is a very wide spread category, but i’m going to do the best i can to appeal to the largest demographic i possibly can. So i have acquired the joke that i believe would be the funniest to the most people… And without further ado…. i present to you, that joke:

Do you like fishsticks?

Why 2010 is depressing…

I had a new years party with my bro, and one of his friends. We stayed up all night playing MW2 and Guitar Hero. Once it got to about 11:58 we kept the Xbox 360 screen on dashboard waiting for the clock to go to 12:00. We had sparkling grape juice and TONS of those sweet chocolate mint things, for the party. Right when the clock turned to 12:00, my bro’s friend hit the play button on his Ipod, turning on the techno party music that we then dance to for about 20 minutes. I just came to the realization that we have to wait another year to do that again….. Oh, well….

Free stuff

The computer i’m typing this on is free at the hotel i’m staying at. It’s very loud. As is the lady sitting next to me typing. click click click! It’s starting to tick me off. This is a very nicely placed pen, that i’m fixing to impale her skull with. If you could hear her typing you would do the same. Don’t judge me. Just a second ago i started to mimick her typing skills. She heard. She said, “sorry, these nails are just SO long.” Needless to say i started laughing. She heard that too. My so called “friends” are making me angry. I must go. Go to bishopville.

Bishop Moore

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Alice In Wonderland Review

Alice In Wonderland has been around a long time, so you’ve probably already read it, but i’m going to review it anyway. I have one thing to say to the writer of this book (Lewis Carrol)….. LSD.

It has a nice way of entangling you in its web of twists and turns. Though sometimes you can get lost in the complicated dialog of the characters. The whole book is entertaining, except the end. It’s got a pretty stupid ending. I’m fixing to ruin it if you haven’t read it so look away. In the end she yells at the queen and everything flies at her. Than she wakes up, and her sister goes in. It should’ve ended with her being queen, or whatever. I guess it’s just me being picky. I’ll give it Four out of Five stars.