Hola Senoritas

I would like to say hello to all of my friends in the Middle School Computer Lab. HOLLLLLAAAA! Whoot whoot.

My Christmas Present To The World

Dear WordPress,

I would like to wish you a merry Christmas by updating my often ignored blog. So my Christmas present to all of you is about 5 minutes of my time. That’s right. 5 Minutes. I type fast. So… Merry Christmas i guess. I put this is red ink i think… Not sure how to work this thing. If you’re reading this in red ink, than that’s awesome. If you’re not than ignore that whole section. K. Yep. I feel good that i got on here. Even though i didn’t say anything. Oh i know! I’ll tell yall a joke. “So Clay Aiken walks into a gay bar…”

Weird Smells

Ok…. So I’m told very often that I need funny stuff on here. That would mean that I don’t just talk about random things of the top of my head. This is hard for me because I don’t have much in my head in the first place…. So maybe i’ll just end every post with a joke. Here goes nothing:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He didn’t. He got hit by a car and died. His family cannot afford the house any longer and they will all die a cruel death.


School, And The Laziness Within Me

Ok… So I haven’t made a post in… I don’t know, a month or two. The reason I haven’t is because this isn’t really the highest priority. I have school, my phone, then Xbox, then sleep, then my blog. I’ve had a lot of homework recently and I’ve been texting a lot so I haven’t really had time to get on my blog and look at some of the inappropriate, but funny comments that some of the people left. I(of course) had to take them off, but I still thought they were funny. Anyone who made some of those comments: Thank you. While they were probably not meant to be nice, I still laughed when I saw them. So :p!!! Eat it clowns! I countered your move of disrespect! So… I don’t know what to talk about. Yeah… I’ve had a lot of homework. Um… I’ve been writing poetry(laugh all you want). I haven’t gotten any demerits yet. Keyword being yet. I like making choppy sentences. It’s easy. I don’t even feel like having verbs. Bishop. Ice cream bars.


Telemarketer! Stop Calling!

Ok… In the past two days i have received 6 calls from the Chattanooga Times Newspaper. They call and ask if my mom is home. No, i say. She’s not may i take a message. They hang up.


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Breaking News: My Childhood Lacking Photos

I’ve always liked looking at pictures of my childhood… Enjoying the memories… Sitting by the fire, thinking of the good old days when I was just born:And the fun times when I was a toddler:And the joys of My first year in grade school:And then middle school:

Wait! Isn’t something missing?!? I mean come on! From 1st grade to 7th?!? There might be a couple of grades missing there… like… I don’t know… maybe… 5! A lot of important things happened within those missing years. Like 3 feet, acne, cool sunglasses, birthdays….. REALLY cool sunglasses (I mean seriously look at those things! pic 4.) Is it too much to ask for maybe one or two pictures of my childhood.

See this: Imagine me on my death-bed, age 86. The doctor says, “I’m sorry but there’s no way he’s going to survive… Any dying wishes you know of?” I say, “Yes… Before I die, I’d like to look at some pictures of the good old days when I was a youngling…” My Son will say, “Sorry pops, your mom never took any pictures…. How bouts’ a popsicle?”

So a word of advice. When you have kids, take plenty of pictures.

Because I don’t want a freaking popsicle

Big Bubba

Ok i need your help. Tell me which design you like better (and just so you know i drew this in like 20 seconds with a sharpie standing up, so don’t make fun of me)

My Readers Lie

I made a post to keep track of who saw my blog post. It was a test, which one of you failed. Just so you know, i have a graph that shows me what you clicked, when you clicked it, how many times you went to the site, how long you where there, and which posts you saw. 1 Person saw that post and didn’t comment… i know who you are


I recently started using this website. It’s fun and i like it.

That’s the kind of insight that my blog readers keep coming back for.

Ye, Blog Readers! Make Yourself Known!

I’m taking note of how many people look at my blog. Please comment below if you saw this post. I’m begging you. I’m typing this on my freaking knees.